Tracy: Hey! What was that sound? It was opportunity knocking.
Jack: No one knocked, you just barged in.
Jack: No one knocked, you just barged in.
Pete: We Hornbergers are famous cowards. On D-Day, my grandfather wore a German uniform under his American one...just in case.
Tracy: If I won an Oscar everyone would have to respect me. My obituary would read Oscar-winner, instead of children's soccer heckler.
Tracy: [forgetting what floor he works on] Six! I knew it was a character from Blossom, but I couldn't find the Joey Russo button.
Jack: Yes my daughter is Canadien-American, but I'm going to treat her just like a human baby.
Tracy: What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers. Wordplay!
Liz: That is solid.
Kenneth: I can talk to animals. Well not talk to 'em. I can take commands from them.
Liz: Your lizard cannot be the music guest on the show.
Tracy: Of course not! His album doesn't drop until December!
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I've never seen this show, but your comments make me want to watch it!
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